G - Goodbye Holywood

Dear Hollywood,

                     For many years we all looked to you to provide the best of the best.  You gave us great movies, great actors and a whole lot to look up to.  Now you are filled with shit and drama.  No one cares about you anymore.  Your actresses looks sick and you actors look like wimps.  We aren't impressed anymore. We have new celebrities and they make videos shorter than 15 minutes.  You're old hat and there are production companies that are starting out like your old studios did.  You're done and I'm not sorry.

I can't say that I'm sorry, but I might miss you a little.  I remember the good old days when scripts matter and movies had substance.  I remember when everyone wasn't special effects and when movies were inspiring.  I remember when you held sway over the way that people talked and dressed.  It is just so hard to take you seriously when you live in a state that is full of potheads hoping that the DEA doesn't show up and ruin all the fun.  You guys are assholes and should have seen it coming.  I just hope you exit quietly, I'd hate to see the MPAA people get run down by semi trucks, because they couldn't stop running their mouths.

Oh, Hollywood, we had good time.  Didn't we?  I hope you don't take it too bad.  There are just better ways to get, view and experience media.  You didn't get in at the right time.  You refused to believe that any other method, but your own, could be profitable.  Guess who was wrong?  Don't worry, I will still buy all of the Marky Mark movies.