Thursday, January 20, 2011

P - Porn games need a shelf.

We all know why we have PCs... TO LOOK AT PORN. Believe it or not there is actually a niche for porn gaming. I think it is time for it to get it's own "shelf" at the gaming shops.

Porn has helped win many debates and help decide which medium would advance the farthest. I would like to think that porn can help computer gaming if they can make it out into the mainstream or just have one wildly successful game. All we need is a World of Porncraft and they'd forget all about consoles.

In recent news Microsoft has publicly come out and said that they will not allow the release of porn games for the XBox 360. I guess the popularity of the Kinect had the porn game programmers all excited (sans boner) about the capabilities in the new porn games. A few thrust motions later and there are cease and desist orders. Apparently they want to keep a family friendly feeling about them, because realistic shooters are exactly what your 10 year old child should be playing!

As stupid as the statement from Microsoft sounded, it did make me realize that we have lots of hope. PC is home to porn and can help fuel that gaming machine. They have a line of "USB fucktoys" that could easily interface with PC games have create a level of gaming that the console couldn't touch (sans boner).

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