It hurt. Bad.

I entered the Arena with for the first time and was greeted with the free pass and offered a choice of three classes. I picked a class. I've had decent success with a Priest and I see people complain about how OP they are. Let's do it! I get the first group of three cards. I gaze upon them in great wonder. It is like I've never played this game before. OH SHIT! The thought slams into my face. I don't get to make any REAL choices. There is a basic plan to most of my decks. This is my focus and highlight and this is how I support it. Not in Arena....
I go through and I pick cards that I feel have a decent synergy. I mull over choices and build my deck. I'm not happy with it. I only had two taunts show up. Almost everything is spells and I'm not too excited about a caster Priest deck build. I immediately regret making this decision and hate my deck.
The first match starts. I have nothing, I play nothing. 1/1 Boar with Charge. Okay. Not too bad. It goes horribly down hill. I'm playing a Druid and by the time they have 7 resources the game is fucking OVER. DONE. ENDED. It took six fucking turns to wipe me. This is disgraceful. I feel bad. I feel like shit. What have I learned in this game? Am I new here? What is wrong with me? What is wrong with my deck!? GOD DAMMIT!
I go again and find similar results. This time all of my draws are shit and I see the EXACT SAME STRATEGY. It's all low-drop bullshit. This isn't a deck, this is a fucking zerg. A bunch of shitty low-drop menus that just swarm you. Charges seemed pretty popular, too. There was no real strategy, draw cards, play cards, BOOM. Ugh. I knew what was going to happen. I wasn't wiped as quickly, but still didn't do very well. I managed to get them down to 12, though, before being zerged down.
Fuck this! I'm going again!
My draws at the beginning were bad, again. I redraw ALL of my cards and get even worse cards, somehow. Gross. This match goes much better. I get them down to 3 HP before being trampled. The last match was a Paladin who healed for 8, 6 and 6. It was literally like killing them twice. GAH! I see the same thing again. Lots of low drops supported in between by heals or Paladin damage buffs. I did my best to keep control, but just couldn't outlast those big heals.

Three-and-out. Disgusting. I was pretty unhappy with the entire thing. My first stab at the Arena was bitter. I wasn't happy at all at my showing. However, at the end I did get a few gold, a couple of dust and a pack of cards that gives me one blue and 4 white dupes. OH BOY! A free card pack ain't so bad, I guess.
I'm gonna have to regroup and get some confidence up and give this another try.

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