Dear Jeff Fisher, Keep you fucking players OUT of strip clubs, dumbass.

You would think that a multi-million dollar earning athlete and role model would want to appear in the headlines because he saved a child from being hit by a car or because he went back to his old neighborhood to help kids learn to read. Nope, not the Tennessee Titans. They go to strip clubs and start shit. At least no one got shot this time.

Vince Young, being the brilliant young man that he is, decided that he should go to a strip club and get into a fight with the pimp.... err... manager. I mean, who the fuck wears a purple-lined jacket? Yeah, pimps. Yeah, well, Mr. Pimp got a bloody limp and decided to call the cops. Young got picked up on a Class C assault charge. How in the fuck you manage to carry around an illegal gun, take it into the facility where you practice and play games and then threaten suicide and don't go to jail, but bust a grown mans lip and do... completely beyond me. Someone, please explain this to me.

There is a video that is circulating the internet of Young going "backstage" into a little room where Mr. Pimpbitchwithabustedlipboohoo is being taught to read. He has a short conversation by a bald-headed security guard, then Pimp Daddy decides to start talking shit about Texas, where Young went to college and won a national championship. Okay... so, a famous person with millions of dollars comes in while I'm getting my booklearnin' and I start talking shit to this guy... what? Why? MILLIONS OF DOLLARS. He could be shoving real cash into the panties of my dancers are paying for premium drinks, why the hell would I piss him off?

Why did this whole fucking situation happen? Because Jeff Fisher hasn't figured out that young men with a lot of money don't need to be at a fucking stripclub! Fisher, get it together man. I'm amazed you weren't shitcanned after that loss to New England. You need to get control of your team back and you need to do it quickly. Just because Pittsburgh lets ROFLsberger go on a raping spree and Tony Dungy didn't want to believe that Harrison shoot people, doesn't mean that you can just let your guys keep fucking up in stripclubs. Ban them. Your players obviously aren't cut out for it.

Please, for the love of God, just stop. Stop letting them go to these places and make themselves look like idiots. That goes for everyone, not just the Titans. When was the last time you saw Peyton Manning do something like this? We all know Tom Brady likes to get chicks pregnant and then dump them for supermodels, but still... no stripclubs. If you don't want people to ask if your mom is a prostitute, don't beat up pimps.